The Weirdo Under The Mask

When I was in high school, I had a HUGE crush on my friend, Sean. He was tall with long brown hair framing his face. He wore the wide JNCO jeans with Vans and skateboarded. He got kicked out of our creative writing class, because he read his story out loud, which was WAY too vulgar. One afternoon we went to his house, which was actually a trailer he lived in, with his dad. It was Spring time, and their Christmas tree was still up, decorated with beer cans.

He was seriously the late 90s version….of Bender in the Breakfast Club….and I really wanted to be his girlfriend.